Toxic TARP: This is why we would NEVER want to do business with Uncle Sam.  It's just plain scary…..

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Jamie Dimon just said that on the conference call.

LOL.

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JP Morgan Q1 2009 earnings release and slides ($JPM)

Posted by WSF On April - 16 - 2009

Embattled bank JPMorgan Chase, the recipient of $25 billion in TARP funds, is going ahead with a $138 million plan to buy two new luxury corporate jets and build "the premier corporate aircraft hangar on the eastern seaboard" to house them, ABC News has learned.

The financial giant's upgrade includes nearly $120 million for two Gulfstream 650 planes and $18 million for a lavish renovation of a hangar at the Westchester Airport outside New York City.

"It's a remarkably boneheaded decision," said corporate watchdog Nell Minow, the editor and founder of The Corporate Library, a group that provides independent corporate governance research and analysis. "It's completely tone deaf."

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Jimmy Cayne, former Bear Stearns CEO, Bridge

Were Jimmy Cayne's transgressions all that bad in comparison to some of the others?:  It's been a year since Bear Stearns fell and sold out to JP Morgan. Former Bear Stearns CEO Jimmy Cayne, who has been keeping a very low profile since he was vilified in Bear's plunge, finally is speaking — to Charlie Gasparino.   What's he doing now?  Still playing lots of bridge and apparently getting nagged a lot by his wife, and is in improved health since his serious prostate scare last year.  From Gasparino's piece on Cayne in The Daily Beast:

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JP Morgan slashing 12,000 WaMu related jobs

Posted by WSF On February - 26 - 2009

JP Morgan, pink slips, layoffs

The axman cometh again to JP Morgan, this time as it integrates its Washington Mutual purchase into its operations.  According to AP:

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Per Charlie Gasparino: Jamie Dimon spoke at a town hall meeting yesterday.  When someone asked him about last week's congressional grilling,  he responded: "While I was sitting there I was thinking I should raise my hand and say 'I will wire you back the (TARP) money if you let me leave right now'."

He's not alone in wanting out of the TARP.  Goldman and Morgan Stanley are all chafing at the bit to get out ASAP.

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Busted Madam Kristin Davis

The "best little whorehouse on Wall Street": Busted Manhattan madam Kristin Davis who's said to be writing a tell all book, is starting to open up.  She's let the folks at 20/20 have a peek at a computerized high profile client list — one that she shared with prosecutors (who at least so far aren't interested in prosecuting any of the johns) –  which included meticulous notes detailing names,  credit card numbers and mobile phone numbers.  She'll be interviewed tonight at 10pm where she'll talk about how many of her clients would even use corporate plastic charged to disguised vendor names designed to get by firm accountants to pay for her $2K an hour hookers. 

"Some of these guys, I was invoicing on corporate credit cards," she
said. "I was writing up monthly bills for computer consulting,
construction expenses, all of these things, I was invoicing them
monthly so they could get it by their accountants," Davis said.

And while the press release surrounding her 20/20 appearance didn't name specific Johns' names — she hasn't yet decided if they'll be released publicly — they did tantalize us with some of the firms that they come from, including Goldman Sachs, JP Morgan, Deutsche Bank, Merrill Lynch, Lehman Brothers, law firm Cravath Swaine Moore, and "the CEO of one of the largest private equity firms".  Hmmmm.  Here's the description of some of them:

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Jamie Dimon: Don’t TARP all banks with the same brush

Posted by WSF On February - 4 - 2009

Is it fair that all banks that accepted funds from Uncle Sam should be TARPed with the same brush when it comes to bonuses and other traditional perks?  We don't think so, especially when some healthy banks were essentially held at gun point and forced to accept funds so that the weak ones wouldn't looks so bad in comparison (as if we don't already know who they are anyway).  JP Morgan CEO Jamie Dimon doesn't think so either:

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Bernie Madoff Action figure and the real Bernie
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  • Madoff's car deal leaves associate on the hook for $58K
  • Madoff ‘Red Flags’ Could Have Been Raised by Software

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After riding to the rescue of failing financial firms Bear Stearns and WaMu last year, Jamie Dimon says he's probably done for now with new deals. Speaking at Davos he said:

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No bonuses for Jamie Dimon and Bob Rubin this year

Posted by WSF On December - 19 - 2008

Jamie Dimon, JP MorganAccording to NY Times sources, both JP Morgan's Jamie Dimon and Citigroup's Bob Rubin won't be looking for bonuses this year.  While we suspect that there's not a whole lot of sympathy for Rubin given Citi's horrendous performance not to mention all of the criticism that's been thrown at him for how much he's been paid (and perhaps over paid) in the past, we can't help but feel for Jamie Dimon who seems to be getting the short end of the stick in the deal.

Banks Try New Ways to Handle Bonuses – NY Times

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WSJ’s “Anatomy of the Morgan Stanley Panic”

Posted by WSF On November - 24 - 2008

John Mack, Morgan StanleyYou should read the fascinating WSJ article on Morgan Stanley that details what what happened days after Lehman Brothers collapsed. It explores the massive piling on on all fronts that caused the almost fatal death spiral in its stock.

It details who was trading the firm's CDS -  including JP Morgan, Merrill Lynch, UBS and Deutsche Bank on the banking side, and King Street Capital, Owl Street Capital on the hedge fund side.  There were those who were shorting the stock — including Dan Loeb's Third Point LLC and Millennium Partners. There were those making pitches to hedge funds, to steal prime broker business
away, including JP Morgan (which drew a rebuke from John Mack to Jamie
Dimon), Deutsche Bank, Credit Suisse and UBS.  There were those who were bailing on Morgan's prime brokerage business –  including Millenium Partners, Third Point, Owl Creek.  And there was the breakdown in the 20 year relationship between famed short seller Jim Chanos after John Mack groused to the SEC and employees, blaming the shorts (many of them MS clients) for attacking his stock.  Chanos pulled over $1 billion out of Morgan….

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Jamie Dimon

Degrees of gloom: Speaking at a Merrill Lynch conference today in NYC, JP Morgan CEO Jamie Dimon had some good news and some bad news.  He said that increasing unemployment and financial deleveraging in the U.S. could result in a" deep" recession that might be worse than the credit crunch, but he's still optimistic. According to Bloomberg:

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CNBC's Charlie Gasparino reported that his sources are telling him that with Wall Street business showing no signs of recovery, investment banking firms are preparing to cut even deeper.  As much as 15% more employees — pretty much at all of the Wall Street firms — could be cut as early as this year or possibly next year.  He said that big layoffs are coming up at Barclays / Lehman.  And with the merger of Bank of America / Merrill 10K could be let go.  Morgan Stanley, Goldman Sachs and even JP Morgan (which is separately shuttering a prop desk with some being fired) are also all contemplating cuts, possibly as deep as 15%.

It's getting uglier.

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JP Morgan pink slips

More layoffs, this time at JP Morgan.  According to Bloomberg sources, a global proprietary trading desk is being shut down, with some of the employees being laid off (no specific number mentioned), and some being absorbed into other areas.

Other members of the group of about 75 people, led by William Johnson
in New York, will move to separate desks within the investment-banking
division that trade for the firm's account in equities, fixed income,
foreign exchange, commodities and emerging markets, according to the
person, who declined to be identified because the plan is confidential.
JPMorgan spokeswoman Kristin Lemkau declined to comment.

Jamie Dimon, JPMorgan's chief executive officer, told employees in Hong
Kong yesterday that the company faces “highly challenging conditions''
in 2009. JPMorgan is one of the nine U.S. firms that received $125
billion from the U.S. Treasury last month as part of a plan to rescue
the financial services industry from a credit crisis that has saddled
banks and brokerages worldwide with more than $690 billion of
writedowns and losses.

JPMorgan Said to Shut Proprietary Desk, Shed Traders – Bloomberg

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Bonuses2008Howbad-001 According to CNBC, this year's JP Morgan bonuses will take a 30-50% hit from last year.  That not so pleasant news was shared with managing directors of the investment bank as they were going over 3rd quarter earnings.  That sure doesn't bode well for the not-nearly-performing-as-well competition.

The co-heads of the JPMorgan's investment bank Steve Black and Bill Winters relayed the news to senior management after thanking them for the hard work they have done in the past year.

JPMorgan Bonuses to Be Slashed  30% to 50% – CNBC

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The U.S. Government is said to be on a buying spree, taking a page out of Warren Buffett’s playbook, scarfing up preferred shares (designed to be nondilutive to the common stock) of the nations biggest banks — including Goldman Sachs and Citigroup — in exchange for big wads of cash.  The institutions apparently didn’t have any choice in the matter, and each of the banks will have to adhere to the compensation restrictions imposed by Congress.  Hank Paulson, Ben Bernanke and FDIC Chairman Sheila Blair will hold an 8:30 am press conference tomorrow morning to discuss the investments  as well as “a series of comprehensive actions to strengthen public confidence in our financial institutions and restore functioning of our credit markets.”.  According to Bloomberg:

The cash injections in exchange for
preferred shares are part of a $700 billion rescue approved by Congress and
follow similar moves by European leaders to unfreeze global credit markets by
helping beleaguered banks. The other companies are Wells Fargo & Co.,
JPMorgan Chase & Co., Bank of America Corp., Merrill Lynch & Co., Morgan
Stanley, State Street Corp. and Bank of New York Mellon Corp., said people
briefed on the plan.

“It’s a good thing, it’s what needs to happen, it will allow the markets to
start functioning again,” said Ralph Cole, a vice president for research at
Ferguson Wellman Capital Management Inc. in Portland, Oregon, which oversees
$2.7 billion including shares in JPMorgan, Wells Fargo and Goldman.

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