• Greek Record Debt Swaps May Force EU’s Hand in Aid ‘Poker Game’
  • Greek banks seek more aid as savers withdraw €10bn deposits
  • Greece Credit-Default Swaps Rise Above Iceland’s for First Time
  • Premium for Greek debt reaches decade high
  • High-Speed Traders Face Order Reporting Requirement From SEC
  • Fed’s Bernanke: US Must Plan Now For Public Debt Cuts
  • Hedge Fund Rules Are Fair to U.S., EU’s Barnier Tells Geithner
  • Bernanke, Dudley Say Recovery Hasn’t Produced Major Job Gains
  • Greenspan on Capitol Hot Seat
  • Toyota exec: Time to hide troubles over
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Greek Record Debt Swaps May Force EU’s Hand in Aid ‘Poker Game’ – Bloomberg

Greece’s debt insurance costs surged to a record and bond yields jumped on concern the nation’s ability to borrow is becoming “untenable” and the European Union will be forced to lead a bailout.

The “poker game” between the EU and the market “suggests that we may be getting close to the point where the market asks to see the EU’s hand,” said Gary Jenkins, head of credit strategy at Evolution Securities Ltd. “If it is thought that the market price will prove untenable for Greece, then the probability of the market not funding Greece increases.”….

Greek banks seek more aid as savers withdraw €10bn deposits – Financial Times

Greece’s four biggest banks are seeking help from the government after savers took €10bn (£8.8bn) of deposits out of the nation’s financial system.

The flight of money from domestic deposits reflects growing anxiety among wealthy Greeks about keeping their assets in the country as its debt crisis has escalated…..

Greece Credit-Default Swaps Rise Above Iceland’s for First Time – Bloomberg

The cost of insuring against a default on Greek government bonds rose above that for Iceland for the first time, helping push indicators of corporate credit risk to the highest levels in as much as two weeks.

Credit-default swaps linked to Greek sovereign debt rose 32 basis points to a record 445.5 today, while Iceland traded at 402 basis points, according to CMA DataVision prices……

Premium for Greek debt reaches decade high – Financial Times

The premium investors are asking to buy Greek government bonds relative to the benchmark German equivalent reached its highest level since the country joined the euro in 2000, as fears around its debt crisis escalated and Greek bank shares plummeted.

Yields on Greek 10 year bonds rose 34 basis points to 7.508 per cent on Thursday, having closed yesterday at 7.16 per cent. The most recent high was in January after investors dumped Greece’s newly issued five-year euro-denominated bond, sending its 10-year benchmark bond yield up to 7.25 per cent……

High-Speed Traders Face Order Reporting Requirement From SEC – Bloomberg

The Securities and Exchange Commission may give some firms that engage in high-frequency stock trading identification codes to better track transactions accounting for more than 60 percent of U.S. volume.

SEC commissioners will vote April 14 on a proposal to require companies that exceed a volume threshold to report their executions to regulators, the agency said in a statement yesterday. Brokerages would have to maintain records on the orders, the SEC said…..

Fed’s Bernanke: US Must Plan Now For Public Debt Cuts – WSJ

The U.S. must start to prepare now for the challenges posed by an aging population with a credible plan to gradually reduce a soaring public debt, Federal Reserve Chairman Ben Bernanke said Wednesday.

Health spending is set to increase over the long term as the U.S. population grows older, posing challenges on the country’s already strained finances, the Fed chief warned.

“Unless we as a nation demonstrate a strong commitment to fiscal responsibility, in the longer run we will have neither financial stability nor healthy economic growth,” Bernanke said during a speech at a Dallas Chamber of Commerce event……

Hedge Fund Rules Are Fair to U.S., EU’s Barnier Tells Geithner – Bloomberg

Hedge-fund rules proposed by the European Union aren’t protectionist, the bloc’s financial services chief told U.S. Treasury Secretary Timothy F. Geithner.

Michel Barnier, the EU’s financial services commissioner, said the law wouldn’t shut out U.S. funds and managers from the 27-nation region, according to a copy of a letter to Geithner obtained by Bloomberg News. The Frenchman was responding to Geithner’s concerns that the proposals may harm American fund managers and cause a regulatory dispute…..

Bernanke, Dudley Say Recovery Hasn’t Produced Major Job Gains – Bloomberg

Federal Reserve Chairman Ben S. Bernanke and a top lieutenant said the U.S. economic rebound has yet to produce a significant recovery in jobs, signaling there’s no need yet to consider raising interest rates.

Bernanke, speaking to businesspeople in Dallas today, said the labor market contains “some of the toughest problems” for the economy and that he’s “particularly concerned” about the number of people out of work for at least six months. New York Fed President William Dudley said in a separate speech that “we are not getting the job gains we would like to get.”…..

Greenspan on Capitol Hot Seat – Wall Street Journal

Former Fed chief Alan Greenspan faced some of the toughest questioning yet about his role in the financial crisis at a hearing Wednesday marked by tense exchanges with a longtime foe.

Later in the day, members of the congressionally chartered Financial Crisis Inquiry Commission also ripped Citigroup Inc. executives for their role in the subprime meltdown, where Citigroup was a major casualty. The commission is holding three days of hearings on the evolution of the subprime market……

Toyota exec: Time to hide troubles over – Detroit Free Press

Toyota’s top U.S. public relations executive warned in January that the automaker needed to “come clean” about sticking accelerator pedals that could trigger sudden acceleration, and that the company “was not protecting our customers by keeping this quiet.”

The e-mail from Irv Miller came five days before Toyota launched a recall of 2.3 million vehicles in the U.S. to fix gas pedals. The Obama administration said earlier this week that Toyota hid the problem from U.S. auto safety officials for at least four months and slapped Toyota with a $16.4-million fine, the largest ever for a vehicle defect…..

Apple’s IPhone Software May Deliver Multitasking, Mobile Ads – Bloomberg

Apple Inc. is readying a new version of its iPhone software that analysts predict will add support for multitasking and advertising, features that escalate its competition with Google Inc. for mobile users and developers.

Apple said it will hold an event today to give a “sneak peek into the future” of the iPhone operating system — software that third-party developers have used to create 150,000 applications for the iPhone, iPod Touch and new iPad tablet…..

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We had to laugh at the email that one of our friends sent us: Presenting "Constant Obligation Leveraged Originated Structured Oscillating Money Bridged  Asset Guarantees":

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NYPostSexSurvey-20070117We’re not sure how we missed this gem of a sex survey of 1,738 American men and women aged 21 to 49 in the New York Post early last week.   Here are someof the findings of the survey (that’s The Post’s graphic to the left) commissioned by Esquire and Marie Claire magazines:  12% of men and 7% of women have answered work calls or emails during sex. (That’s actually below the 20% number that the CEO of Virgin Mobile suggested would answer their cells last summer.)  We figure the vast majority of those who’d answer must be traders. 

The survey contradicts what researchers have been saying about Blackberries — that they may crimp your sex life.  It found that 52% of women and 59% of men said that the devices actually helped their sex lives.  34% of men and 29% of women use them for sex hookups. 

And 9% of men and 4% of women used sex for "professional gain".

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Lucygao003a_1Celebrating email’s 35th birthday, The Sun shares their choices for the top five most cringeworthy viral emails ever.  The list includes this year’s infamous Lucy Gao birthday party invitation but Aleksey Vayner didn’t make the cut.

Cringe! Worst emails ever – The Sun

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Andyxie003_1Two Morgan Stanley employees are being shown the door after it was disclosed that they forwarded an internal Morgan Stanley email outside the firm, costing its popular chief economist in Asia, Andy Xie, his job.  The Sept 18 email, penned by Xie, included derogatory comments about Singapore, suggesting that their success at globalization is attributable to money laundering.  The two will be leaving in January, so they’ll still get their bonuses.

Celicia Ong, a Singapore-based equity saleswoman, and Hani Abuali, a proprietary trader in Hong Kong, were asked to resign after they forwarded the e-mail, the three people [Bloomberg sources] said, asking not to be identified because the information is confidential. The e-mail was marked “internal” and should not have been distributed outside the bank, they said.

The departures were reported yesterday by capital markets news service IFR Asia, which said the two bankers’ resignations will be effective in January to ensure they receive their bonuses, citing a person it didn’t identify.

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Andyxie003Morgan Stanley’s popular star Asia economist resigned suddenly last Friday, and now it’s becoming clearer as to what might have prompted his decision: a leaked private email that included derogatory comments about Singapore:

The sudden departure of Andy Xie from the investment bank Friday was precipitated by the leak of an internal email he wrote Sept. 18 containing disparaging comments about Singapore. The nine-paragraph note, with the subject line "Observations at the IMF/WB Conference (internal)," included an account of a private dinner hosted by Singapore’s prime minister, Lee Hsien Loong, during the World Bank and International Monetary Fund annual meetings last month.

"I thought that the questioners were competing with each other to praise Singapore as the success story of globalization," he wrote, according to a copy of the email reviewed by The Wall Street Journal and confirmed by Morgan Stanley. In contrast, he cited "money laundering" as responsible for Singapore’s success. "These western people didn’t know what they were talking about," he wrote.

Mr. Xie declined to comment on the details of his leaving the firm. According to a person familiar with the matter, the contents of the email are connected with his departure.

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No new revelations, but now the Aussie papers are joining in the fun.

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Mock Lucy Gao announcement making the rounds now…

Posted by WSF On August - 31 - 2006

Lucygao004aYes, it’s in poor taste.  But it’s also pretty funny.  A comment posted to the Entertainment Blog at Aussie newspaper The Age includes what an invitation to her funeral might sound like. (Did we already mention that it’s in poor taste?)….

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A commenter alerted us that there’s a profit angle (naturally — isn’t there always?) to the Lucy Gao story as well: Some enterprising person / group (maybe even the commenter — who knows?) has already jumped on the bandwagon to try to make a buck on the infamous Lucy Gao email. T-shirts are for sale at Cafe Press.  And no, we’re not affiliated. There are five designs including one with Lucy Seated (her birthday party picture from the looks of it) with the quote "When asked "how can I help you Sir/Madame?", you reply "I am here for Lucy’s Birthday Party at the Rivoli Bar" and "Lucy Gao kicked me out of the Ritz  (I arrived at 9:01pm).

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Lucygao003aIt’s always fascinating to watch a story wind its way around the world.  It seems to happen in waves.  The story of Citigroup intern / birthday party hostess with the mostest is no exception.  We notice that it’s now made a Middle Eastern newspaper.  No new news to add to the story, other than to marvel at the expanding geographical reach — this stop Qatar (compliments of the UK’s Evening Standard).  Next stop Antarctica?

Birthday girl’s e-mail puts guests in their place – The Gulf Times

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Lucy Gao: Our favorite Citigroup intern has a video

Posted by WSF On August - 28 - 2006

One reader sent us the link to a YouTube video featuring the now famous Citigroup emailer and birthday party hostess Lucy Gao.  It’s an introduction to engineering at Oxford.  And when the credits roll near the end (around the 5 minute mark), she even gives us a little funky dance move!  (5:52)

Thanks to the nice reader who alerted us very early this morning!

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Lucygao004_1Lucy Gao, the now infamous Citigroup intern, is a student at Oxford University.  And she’s all the talk of the school now, with an entire thread on an Oxford gossip site devoted to widely travelled and hilarious birthday party email (including pictures said to be from the party).  One post shows an email to her from a male summer intern said to be from Dresdner Kleinwort, and her response.  Assuming the exchange is real, she says that it was meant to be a joke between her and her guests.  Nice cover.  :)

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Lucygao002_1 The Daily Mail has also jumped on the ‘let’s have fun with Citigroup intern Lucy Gao’ bandwagon:

When city intern Lucy Gao sent out invites for her 21st birthday party champagne reception at the Ritz she thought a short email would do the trick.

But what started as note to a select group of friends has entertained tens of thousands, as the Oxford engineering student’s bossy email was forwarded to office workers across the city.

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FT picks up Lucy Gao birthday party story

Posted by WSF On August - 25 - 2006

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And now the Financial Times has picked up on the virally spread now infamous birthday party instruction email sent by Citigroup intern Lucy Gao….

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Lucygao001Happy Birthday to me: Poor Lucy Gao.  It’s gonna be a long time until she lives this one down.  Ms. Gao is a now 21 year old intern with Citigroup’s Real Estate unit in London.  In honor of her birthday, on August 18, she threw a bash at the Ritz Hotel.  She emailed her guests with some rather exacting instructions on what to say to gain admission, when to arrive (she had assigned shifts to her friends), what to wear, all of which you can see below.  The email was so hilarious that it, along with strings of snarky comments, not only made the rounds of banks in London, but also to firms here in the US.  We’ve so far received four separate copies in our email, and each of them had completely separate email paths, which made it all the funnier to see how virally this thing has spread.  And it also made the mainstream press….

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The latest case of naughty emails being sent out from an invsetment banking firm to clients comes out of Credit Suisse.  It seems that they’re investigating how one of its equity salesmen emailed hedge fund clients a trading note including sexy pictures of women and bawdy puns.  Has the sender been living under a rock?  Doesn’t he know that sexy emails are gonna get flagged and the sender flogged?  This follows on the heels of the poor back-office guy ("Immi the pimp daddy") at JP Morgan Cazenove who broadcast his sexual exploits via email and was suspended.

Bids & Offers: Bad Mail – Wall Street Journal

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Moirakilcoyne02Arthur Riel, a fired technology executive formerly with Morgan Stanley who had filed suit for wrongful termination has alleged, among other things, that emails with explicit sex talk between two women Morgan Stanley executives, one of them his boss (Moira Kilcoyne, pictured), led to his firing.  The claims were found in a court filing made on Tuesday.  Riel claims he was told to do key word searches for sexually explicit terms in the wake of the $54 million settlement of sex discrimination claims in 2004 when he discovered the salacious emails between the two women…

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ImmithepimpdaddyTsk, tsk.  Apparently Robert Imlah was never schooled about the perils of spilling the dirty details of one’s sex life in the corporate email system.  Imlah, a "corporate finance analyst" (actually a back-office type) with JP Morgan Cazenove in the UK allegedly is now being investigated by his firm after emails bragging about his love life were forwarded to thousands of strangers.

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