Fucked on Saint Paddy’s day: They say that Matthew MacIsaac, a 32 year old hot shot Toronto hedge fund manager with MM Asset Management, who reportedly pulls down $3 million plus, tried to buy some cocaine for a woman late Saint Paddy’s day night at an after hours club called the "Comfort Zone". The trouble was, said woman was an under cover cop. So he was busted and charged with conspiracy to traffic cocaine. He had $600 in his pocket and when the cops questioned him about why so much (although really, by NY hedge fund standards that’s not that much of a bank roll), he gave, perhaps unintentionally, what’s become the classic bar brag — by even those who aren’t in the business– "I’m a hedge fund manager".
We understand that Matt has a birthday coming up on April 12. So might we suggest the gift at the left? A "Fuck Me, I’m a Hedge Fund Manager" T-Shirt….
Hedge fund manager faces cocaine charge – Globe and Mail
Tags: Culture, Drugs, Hedge funds, Legal
